Col-Klappe-9
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
You know, I was God once. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
- Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
- Leela's gonna kill me.
- Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?